mormondad:

this video turned me christian

dearmisswhite:

crazyboutthemwranglerjeans:

“Can I ask you something?”

The single scariest phrase in the english language, guaranteed to make your heart drop

right behind “we need to talk”

lonelywhiteasian:

my dash is dead so i’m gonna liven it up with some fun, family-friendly text posts. let’s start this off, shall we? what’s brown and sticky?…. …. you guessed it…. … a stick! hahaha we’re all having fun here

meladoodle:

*pink panther plays as i search for the pussy*

snoipahkat:

the jig is up

dilclo:

ding dong ur opinion is wrong

i had no idea this site cost 1.1 billion i bet its because of my blog