tip #1: text her “I H8 U” while standing right in front of her, a baller ass move she’ll never see coming
who gives a fuck what the fox says it’s cute af it doesn’t have to be smart or funny or even able to hold a conversation
So I went on Omegle today out of boredom and I meet up with three police officers from Iraq. We all became best friends and had a competition of “who can balance an object on their head the longest.” I chose a shoe and they chose a gun. I ended up winning with the shoe. I think this screenshot really captures the spirit.
that’s legitimately one of the cutest things i’ve ever seen happen on the internet
sometimes i really like humans