Anonymous asked: Would you date an Amish girl if she was thick?

regalasfuck:

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titytwochainz:

yeah cause i know she cant go thru my phone or she goin to hell

Bruhh

FUCKK

sprinkleofglitr:

I don’t even like cereal but this makes me SO happy. 

sprinkleofglitr:

I don’t even like cereal but this makes me SO happy. 

finn-theheroguy:

finn-theheroguy:

how far ive fallen

finn-theheroguy:

finn-theheroguy:

how far ive fallen

edgebug:

instead of watching the 50 Shades trailer, why not just make awkward eye contact with a total stranger at the grocery store for a solid 2 minutes and 34 seconds? you get the same skin-crawling, uncomfortable feeling but without the shitty writing, terrible acting and massive dose of rape culture

officialsandycheeks:

I like Michelle Obama new edgy haircut.

officialsandycheeks:

I like Michelle Obama new edgy haircut.

kahomo:

when ur absent from school and you ask the teacher to explain something and they just say ‘well you should have been here’

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vivianvivisection:

jonesdavid813:

h0llo:

Putting on makeup is such a spiritual experience I watch myself go from a 3 to a 9 right in front of my mirror I love it

no, if you are putting on makeup, I don’t care who you are or what you look like, you go from about a 10 to 1

keep talking shit you gonna go from a basic ass 2 to a 6-feet-under

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